A Prayer for Kerry

Lord Ooooh Lord, good and gracious Lord,

Its been a long time since you and I have chatted. Ummm.. How's Jesus?.. or are *you* Jesus? I get **SO** confused!! Well lets not split hairs... Lets start again..

Dear Father, Son, Holy Spirit,
blather )
...I think we know what the other candidate will do and in your name. I think... Uh what's that? Shut up?! Oh sorry.
[Thunderous Boom]
"My kingdom is not of this world,..."
"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's and unto God the things that are God's."
"Oh yeah... John, you're a political and social idiot. Hug your wife and go to bed."
[/Thunderous Boom]
Humbled again by the maker.